bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

Can someone tell me where I get to see Coachella live?

Look, the Pie!
Ancient proverb for defusing tense family situations (via alphalewolf)

(Source : shakeitallout)

Joke of the day.

retyar:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden…

(Source : flyingscotsman)

finchfaced:

acciobeautifulhorcruxes:

after the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone finally understood what was pulling those school carriages at the beginning of each year.

you know what FUCK YOU THAT’S WHAT

(Source : winchesterdis)


andythanfiction:

2-hell-n-back:

I can’t stop laughing at this. 

The alarming thing is how long it took me to realize that this wasn’t two gifs of Jamie Lannister.

(Source : hell-and-infinity)

riddlemetom:

Happy Easter!!

(Source : nahshaw)

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

azirae:

fruitfever:

azirae:

ANIMATION TEST. Six seconds of octopus (photoshop)

i wonder how long that took to make?

About 3 hours

it’s so pRETTY

Reblog if you have boobs

imperiumwife:

pipechan:

love-lives-to-hurt:

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

The fucking notes

Damn it. I want to not reblog so that I could wake up with out boobs. But then I couldn’t tell you that I didn’t want to reblog.

(Source : inthemidstofmonsters)

(Source : tayloroo)

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

furbychild:

talk furby to me

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bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

When he asked me if I was coming tonight at a thing organized by a friend, but I actually couldn’t because I was stuck in traffic… 200km away.

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