the look like they’re posing for a early 2000s rap album cover.
(Source : youknowyourebritishwhen)
I keep switching from “wow I need to restrict and become super skinny and dainty” to “I need to eat clean and exercise more and be really fit” to “I can eat whatever the fuck I want, I’m supposed to be recovering after all” and it’s so exhausting.
I can’t stress enough how accurate this is
be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool
(Source : barackinaroundthechristmastree)
How do I uninstall anxiety
(Source : januarybryant)
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
so I’m applying to take the SAT’s and you have to post a picture of yourself ya no so one takes the test for you or whatever and they have examples of good pictures and bad pictures like
When you get fed up of waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”