when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
Can someone tell me where I get to see Coachella live?
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden…
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after the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone finally understood what was pulling those school carriages at the beginning of each year.
you know what FUCK YOU THAT’S WHAT
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I can’t stop laughing at this.
The alarming thing is how long it took me to realize that this wasn’t two gifs of Jamie Lannister.
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ANIMATION TEST. Six seconds of octopus (photoshop)
i wonder how long that took to make?
About 3 hours
it’s so pRETTY
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes
Damn it. I want to not reblog so that I could wake up with out boobs. But then I couldn’t tell you that I didn’t want to reblog.
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if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm
talk furby to me
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
When he asked me if I was coming tonight at a thing organized by a friend, but I actually couldn’t because I was stuck in traffic… 200km away.