• friend: do you want to hang out?
  • me: i have to ask my mom
  • me: *doesn't ask mom*
  • me: she said no

apaigeuniverse:

undeadsuits:

veeking:

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so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

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i did it. it’s done.

speaking of reversed Frozen gifs

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you turned a kids movie into an animated porno

(Source : moonpurinsu)

during a concert
  • me: they're real
  • me: they're REAL
  • me: I love them
  • me: I'm going to cry
  • me: omg
  • me: what
  • me: they're real

Neue Herausforderung : Parks and Recreation auf Deutsch anschauen.

how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer

do you know what happens when i get near a computer

ruffalofluffalo:

omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

(Source : jamesbarnesd)

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marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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(Source : ernbarassing)

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

tiny-skinny-bony:

theicywalrus:

sailing-s0ul:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

where is it

I’m impressed

im cry

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

Look, the Pie!
Ancient proverb for defusing tense family situations (via alphalewolf)

(Source : shakeitallout)

Joke of the day.

retyar:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden…

(Source : flyingscotsman)

finchfaced:

acciobeautifulhorcruxes:

after the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone finally understood what was pulling those school carriages at the beginning of each year.

you know what FUCK YOU THAT’S WHAT

(Source : winchesterdis)


andythanfiction:

2-hell-n-back:

I can’t stop laughing at this. 

The alarming thing is how long it took me to realize that this wasn’t two gifs of Jamie Lannister.

(Source : hell-and-infinity)

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